The Haydn Song

Sung to "The Llama Song"
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Here's a Haydn,
There's a Haydn,
Wolfgang Amadeus Haydn,
Pissy Haydn,
Silly Haydn,
Haydn
Haydn
Bach

Fishy Haydn,
Chicken Haydn,
Happy cherry-pickin' Haydn,
Salsa double-dipin' Haydn,
Haydn
Haydn
Bach

I was a composer,
I lived in Germany,
Even though I'm Austrian,
German fits the need,
My eyebrows are so fluffy,
I'm always clad in green,
My brother lives inside a cave,
Is rarely ever seen,

Did you ever see a Haydn,
Eat a churro with Joe Biden,
Goin' for a camel-ridin',
Haydn
Haydn
Bach

Bathe it Haydn,
Shave it Haydn,
Wrap it up and save it Haydn,
Living in a cave it Haydn,
Haydn
Haydn
Bach

I was friends with Mozart,
He was my BFF,
Then he went and died,
And then I got depressed,
Now I'm friends with Schubert,
He never lets me talk,
I'm gonna get away from here,
And go hang out with Bach,
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I dunno.

Anyway, I wanted to do pics for all of them. (I really enjoyed drawing Michael Haydn in a cave. XD) But.... it's a lot of friggin' work. So until I get to that point, you're just going to have to use your imagination.